In my drinking days, I had a ritual of hitting Mickey Deez on the way home for a couple McRibs to inhale before I crashed. A old girlfriend who worked in the "health food" industry sent me a list of what eactly is contained in a single McRib pattie, not McDonald's somewhat "incomplete" ingredient list. I haven't had another McRib since. Processed food isn't really food anymore, m'kay?
What's the current over/under of her meeting the same mysterious fate as her pal Jeffrey? Given the possible ramifications from her experiencing a real Come-To-Jesus moment at some point, and letting ALL the cats out of her Big Bag O'Tawdry Secrets, I'm surprised she's still breathing.